What is the definition of Cabinets Weapon?

Alright, let's crack this 'cabinets weapon' joke open. A cabinets weapon is essentially a high-tech, but still rather clunky and old-school, storage system used to hold weapons - think old-fashioned firearms, grenades, or even explosives. It's like a gimmicky safe with a side of 'I've got the guns, but not the genius' attitude.

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Here's a grittier example: "In the heart of the corporate spree, our CEO found himself in a cabinet weapon showdown with the CEO of the security firm, both armed with outdated lockpicks and a sense of superiority."